I was cruising around the internet this afternoon when this image popped up.
Which world would I want to live in? Well, I'm leaning towards none of them.
I'll go through one by one and explain why.
-Sure wouldn't want to live in the Avatar timeline with all that war going on.
-Bleach takes place on Earth presently, so there wouldn't be much change there.
-Minecraft? Having no one? Anywhere? Forever? Sounds great.
-Yes, I'm sure it would be great fun to live in League of Legends a world full of sad virgins and not a single female to speak of.
-Metroid? That's kind of broad. Is it referring to living as Samus? Because that'd actually be pretty badass if you don't mind constantly having to kill horrific alien bugs every day.
-Oh yeah, I'm sure it'd be tons of fun living in the zombie apocalypse world of Resident Evil.
-Death Note? Again, that wouldn't change much assuming we're just living in that world and not taking on the lives of the characters in which case, that'd suck because we'd die.
-Ah, yes, living in the forgotten world of Digimon would only make me wish I was living in Poke'mon.
-Silent Hill? Are you shitting me?
-The alien apocalyptic world of Halo must be great fun.
-Dr. Who might be fun if that world didn't suck so much that it was painful.
-Dragonball Z, I'll admit, would be awesome assuming you got to be a Z fighter. If not, have fun dying on a daily basis along with the rest of humanity.
-Final Fantasy would actually be pretty chill.
-I'm sure that living in the world of Devil May Cry, which is literally Hell, would be a blast.
-Gundam. Again. Interstellar space war. No good.
-I'm assuming this would mean being a wizard in the Harry Potter timeline. As long as you're lucky enough to exist after the movies, it'd be great.
-The Sims? Why is this even on here?
-To live in Mario's world is like the end of Skyrim where it's just endless fetch quests. If you like that, you'd love it here.
-The post apocalyptic world of Half-Life would be awesome, I'm sure.
-Naruto suffers the same fate as Dr.Who in which it might be okay if it wasn't atrocious.
-Mortal Kombat? Being forced to do battle and then die horribly would be fantastic. Sign me up.
-Living in the pirate run world of One Piece doesn't seem ideal.
-Poke'mon would be the shit.
-You could live in the world of the Power Rangers but you'd have to deal with getting more embarrassing year after year.
-The Elder Scrolls seems really broad. It doesn't do anything to specify a timeline which makes it hard to say weather or not I'd want to live there considering how diverse it's history is. I'm going to guess by the emblem there that it's referring to Skyrim, in which case I'd have to turn it down. Giant civil war? Dragons constantly attacking? Yeah, sounds great.
-Sonic? Does it mean to live as Sonic or just to live in Sonic's world? I don't think either would be that fun.
-Star Trek might be interesting granted you're not a redshirt.
-Star Wars. Yet again. Interstellar war only this time it's in the fucking name. I feel like this should be obvious.
-Narnia would be fine if it weren't for all of the WAR.
-Touhou? I'll be honest, I have no idea what that is.
-I really wish this thing was more specific. If I were to live in the Ninja Turtle world who would I be? One of the turtles? Splinter? My own, new turtle? Which generation would I be in? The blood soaked original, the 80's version or the 90's version? Maybe one of the live action ones? Who knows? If I were just a human in that world, again, I don't think there'd be much difference.
-Fullmetal Alchemist! Now there's a world. Too bad it's shaken by constant war and conflict.
-I think Yu-Gi-Oh would suffer the same fate as Digimon.
-I'm afraid I've never heard of Vampire Knight...
-Lord of the Rings could be good depending on who you are, but for the most part I feel like it'd just be like living in the dark ages... and the dark ages suck.
-You can't just say, The Legend of Zelda and think we're going to know what you're talking about. This has a more diverse timeline than TMNT or The Elder Scrolls, so I have simply no idea when or where I'd end up by stepping into this world. Judging by the emblem I could guess that it's referring specifically to The Ocarina of Time, which would mean you'd have at least seven miserable years to deal with. If you don't mind that, The Legend of Zelda is for you.
-I figured Soul Eater would be on here somewhere simply because it has a recognizable emblem. If you're a typical human in Soul Eater you wouldn't notice any difference. Being a weapon-meister or simply a weapon, which is what I'm guessing this chart was suggesting, might be okay. You'd just have to not mind having to save the world and all that.
-Really? My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? I'll admit, living in this timeline would be ten times more preferable than most of these others, as long as you don't get stuck being a stupid earth pony, which would suck.
-I have no idea what it would be like to live in Spyro's world. I'm guessing being a dragon would be pretty neat being able to breathe fire (and nothing else, mind you, those later games don't count for shit) and fly, but Spyro doesn't have much semblance of a civilization established. You just fly from world to world... So, it's pretty hard to say for this one.
-I'm assuming this is referring to the cartoon rather than those God-awful Michael Bay abominations. Being a transformer might be cool if it weren't for the never ending conflict. Being a human would suck because you'd be cursed to be petty and absurdly annoying.
-I'm not entirely sure what Gurren Lagann is...
-Lastly, we have Kingdom Hearts which, honestly wouldn't be much different from Final Fantasy. So, yeah, I bet it'd be pretty good.
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