Just can't get enough of those blood-thirsty, fish-freaks with a death fetish? Comforted by the thought of three rows of deadly, razor-sharp teeth? Well, then have you come to the right place. Welcome to the first annual Shark Week brought to you by The Aculeus. Everyone loves Shark Week and so do I. Therefore, to help celebrate the manliest seven days on the calendar, I have composed a series of reviews and articles that will air once a day for seven days straight from August 4th to August 10th. One shark related post per-day.
The first six days are all reviews. Any B-film connoisseur knows that there is no more shameful a movie than a shark flick and I intend to dig up some of the corniest that direct to DVD has to offer. Prepare yourself because this ain't no Discovery Channel and there is no such thing as fact when you're talking about shark movies.
We'll top it off on the last day with a top ten shark countdown. For the hardcore shark fans, I challenge you to dig up each film I name and watch one everyday it's announced. For the casuals, sit back and enjoy some ass-kicking shark madness. Begin the countdown for Shark Week 2013.
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