Tuesday, July 31, 2012

HBO is Awkward for Me

I don't watch any HBO programs myself but...

My parents watch it all the time. Whenever I'm around their house and when that's going on, all I can hear is sex noises coming from the living room.

Of course, the only shows they can sit through are littered with hardcore sex scenes...


There is no plot here

Porn under the guise of a decent story

That's what I always say. Game of Thrones, Deadwood, The Sopranos. Yep, all just elaborate pornos. See, HBO wanted to change the stereotype of the porno with the paper thin plot, so they came up with this stuff.

My parents always try to argue but I'm obviously right.

Of course, a porno is a porno and the HBO series are no exceptions. Something about winter coming? Please, not even subtle.
A a family of gangsters? More like a family of gang-bangers.
Frontier settling towns? More like frontier poon hounds.

So, obviously, you can tell that HBO is just 'classy' porno flicks.

Don't be my parents.
Don't waste your time

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